China: Evil Geniuses or Complete Fools?

For over a decade, we have seen China lauded as the next world power. At first glance, it’s easy to see why so many renowned investors threw money at the evil geniuses of the East. They’re the world’s leading exporter, the largest owner of U.S. Treasuries, and have seemingly unstoppable economic growth. Add the world’s largest military and a population four times our own to the list and you get the myth of eminent Chinese dominance.

For over a decade, China’s export-driven economy has paved the way for enormous economic growth. By pegging their currency lower than the dollar and taking full advantage of 130 million migrant workers slaving away in sweat shop conditions, their competitive edge in manufacturing has been untouchable. They even went a step further to stimulate demand for their exports by becoming the largest holder of U.S. treasuries as well as Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac debt. The criminal masterminds were set to become the next superpower. I mean, what could possibly go wrong with funding one of the largest credit booms in history through slave labor and currency manipulation?

Meanwhile, U.S. politicians ignored the currency manipulation, human rights violations, and pollution and enjoyed the supposed “prosperity” it all provided. The Federal Reserve continued to inflate the economy while China kept goods cheap and credit even cheaper. Just when it all seemed to be unsustainable and started to burst, financial innovation came through to turn our hot potato economy the dawning of a new era. Housing prices rose and the resulting debt was just packaged up and sold off to anyone naïve enough to buy into it. The game of hide the sausage was on. From the (formerly) oil rich Middle Eastern countries to China to government pension funds, the willful ignorance continued.

Now the game is up. What’s left is unsustainable debt and interest rates at an all time low. As it turns out, being the largest holder of U.S. Treasuries at that moment wasn’t such a good idea after all. Bond prices only have one way to go. Then you consider that China’s exports declined 17% in the past year. Apparently, relying on other countries to drive nearly half of economic growth wasn’t that bright either. Top it all off with 20 million of those sweat shop citizens now being unemployed, and you have one dangerous situation that is just starting to develop.

At this point, everyone is a loser and an idiot. So it’s time for a new fool’s game: beggar thy neighbor. The goal this time is not unlike the last. The country that devalues its currency the fastest wins the race of inevitability. Argentina and Iceland are all-stars at this one. Japan? Not so much. The U.S. and China started off in a dead heat with equally destructive spending efforts. Then President Obama kicked it into overdrive in his very first week on the team by accusing China of currency manipulation. If he chooses to make that accusation formally, it would force China to let the Remnibi rise against the dollar and erode their export base. It would also drastically reduce, if not prevent them, from purchasing U.S. treasuries. What better way to destroy your currency the fastest than to tell your largest creditor to fuck off. Let’s take a look at the response from Chinese officials:

Yu said China has no plans to channel its reserves toward stimulating its own economy because its trade surplus is sufficient to fund any import needs. China’s trade surplus was $39 billion in January.

China “should diversify its reserves away from U.S. Treasuries if the value of China’s foreign-exchange reserves is in danger of being inflated away by the U.S. government’s pump-priming,” he said.

He goes on to say:

China can also use this opportunity to get a promise from the U.S. not to make inappropriate requests on bilateral trade and the Chinese yuan,” Lu said. “We can’t afford more yuan appreciation as the economy is facing a serious slowdown.

So let me get this straight. China doesn’t want their currency to appreciate or it will collapse their economy. So in retaliation, they threaten to stop purchasing treasuries, which will crash the dollar and cause their currency to appreciate. Someone seems to be forgetting the rules of beggar thy neighbor. At this point, it’s safe to rule out evil genius status and call them what they still are: Our bitch. Some might say “but what happens when they become a consumer based economy!” Sorry, but slaves don’t make good consumers and consumers don’t always make good slaves. “Here’s 2 acres and a mule. Buy a pair of jeans” will not work. The old adage says that when the U.S. sneezes, the rest of the world catches a cold.  Soon we we will find out that when the U.S. catches a cold, China riots.

The U.S. on the other hand, needs increased savings to pay off debt, yet we continue to encourage more debt and prop up inflated assets. The Consumer of Last Resort, aka congress, is trying to pick up the slack. If they succeed, inflation will be a big problem. If they fail, we experience a prolonged deflationary depression. Welcome to Economic Zugzwang.

The famous Austrian economist, Ludwig von Mises, once said, “There is no means of avoiding the final collapse of a boom brought about by credit (debt) expansion. The alternative is only whether the crisis should come sooner as the result of a voluntary abandonment of further credit (debt) expansion, or later as a final and total catastrophe of the currency system involved.” Regardless of which path we choose, a collapse is coming. And when it does, our debt will no longer be backed by the full faith and credit of the United States government. It will be backed by 10,000 nuclear missiles.

Magic, Monetary Policy and the Santa Claus Conspiracy

I was five years old when I unearthed the first of many conspiracies being perpetrated upon me. One could also say that it was my first conscious awareness of cognitive dissonance within the belief system that was being fed to my young and gullible mind.

Science Bless my ‘rents, for they had nurtured and encouraged my natural curiosity about the way the world operated, and had begun to provide me with the rudimentary tools of western rational thought. Ironically it was these very tools that led me to the inescapable conclusion that Santa Claus was bullshit.

Maybe I should have been angered or hurt by the revelation that I’d been willfully deceived by those in whom I’d placed unconditional faith and trust, but I wasn’t, or if I was I was too wrapped up in the sweet triumphant taste of having single-handedly, rationally and logically deduced the fraudulent nature of this mythical Claus d00d who had previously seemed to defy natural law by figuratively and literally flying in the face of all things rational and reasonable.

There was a catch, of course. Taking Kris Kringle out of the equation collapsed the cloud of magical possibility into a finite set defined by the ways, means and will of the parental units.

Ah, but there was another catch, and this one was the best of all:  If I kept my mouth shut and played along, I would continue to receive: not from a magical bounty, but with the most abundant generosity that my parents budget would allow. Since “Santa” had delivered pretty well in the past, I wouldn’t suffer any future losses so long as I didn’t “spoil the magic” for my siblings.

This was my initiation into the Great and Benevolent Santa Claus Conspiracy, and, until today, I have never revealed these secrets to any True Believers.

It sucks to find out that magicians are just con artists until you become a magician, promise to keep your mouth shut, and become skillful and consistent at performing professionally for fame, fortune, awe, and respect.

Modern illusionists don’t need the absolute faith of the innocent child to perpetuate the power of their “magic.” They just need to be crafty, adept, and deceptive enough to impress and confound the observer with a WTF moment.

How does he DO that?

Leave ‘em guessin’ and they’ll keep coming back for more.

There are only three requirements for the perpetuation of magic’s myth and  marketability.

  1. Integrity/accountability. A sleight of hand artist that can leave Joe the Plumber slack-jawed as he “magically” pulls Joe’s wristwatch out of his own breast pocket HAS TO GIVE THE WATCH BACK before the performance is over. If the entire audience realized that they too had been “magically” relieved of their watches rings, blackberries, and the “magician” shrugged his shoulders and merely said, “Don’t look at me,” I doubt he’d sell too many tickets once the word got around.
  2. Novelty. The act must be presented as something new and different. Rad the label: Magic fades with repeated watchings.
  3. “Honor amongst thieves.” Don’t let Penn and Teller fool you. They’re expository performances are no more of a threat to the Blaines and Copperfields  (and thereby the industry as a whole) than the “revelation” that “some porn stars have fake tits” is to the porn industry at large.

As long as the above requirements are met, the masses will entertain the myth of magic to a level that perpetuates the game. We know it ain’t real, but like Santa Claus, it’s benign enough, and nobody’s being fleeced beyond the price they agreed to pay. We willfully submit ourselves to the deception so long as it doesn’t hurt us.

If, on the other hand, bands of sleight of hand artists, illusionists and smooth talking magic men swept into our cities and towns and performed their act, and we fed them well and put them up and turned our heads when they kissed our daughters at the door, and we awoke to find that everything we had was gone…

Ladies and gentleman, seekers of divine Alumination, phants, phreaks and pharts alike, the time has come to open your hearts and your minds, your eyes and, of course, your wallets.

What do yo see before you?

A Federal Reserve Note, backed solely by the “good faith and credit of the United States of America.”

This final benevolent conspiracy is just a little different from the last two, because there’s no real choice regarding participation.

We’re all in, all of us, for the duration.

Let us Play:

Dear conspiratorial Universe, grant me the ability to make/believe, to conjure the Power to Love, to metamorph the metaphor and mutate the vision to the Outer Limits of Reality Television, and to inspire my fellow sisbrahtheren to invoke the inner imagination that reveals the substance behind the Question we Dare Not Ask:

If the Money Magicians fail to deliver, if they fail to act in good faith, if they are three card monte swindlers and pick-pocketing scammers rather than generous loving benevolent parents or an upstanding legitimate performers, when we close your eyes and open them again, what will remain, and what will have disappeared?

Please ponder the unponderable as the plate is passed, keeping in mind that here in my house your money’s no good, and I only accept voluntary donations of Aluminated Love.

Any denomination is fine.  Even if you only have a few sense left to your name, now is the time to give.

Peas bewitch you.

Macroeconomic Market Watch

“We’re Just Sitting Around Blowing Bubbles…”

A few bubbles have popped. A housing bubble and various commodity bubbles have come and gone. Asset-class bubbles have burst as well with others soon to come; mutual funds lost 30-40% on the year while the hedge fund industry took its biggest losses in history during 2008 – in many cases, years worth of profits and retirement savings were wiped out. Pension funds (much larger asset class than hedge funds) and private equity funds have yet to deleverage and take realized losses as was so publicized in hedge funds in late ’08.

Yet there are other – potentially more damaging – bubbles on the horizon. While the US Congress sits running around in circles trying to find out where the problems started (which really is a circle since they will only end up finding out it was themselves not to mention a whole host of other problems like the Ratings Agencies, but I digress), we are looking at bubbles in government debt not only in the United States, but in Europe and Japan as well. Interest rates have gone down as low as they can possibly go. Add to that an ever-expanding debt burden with each coming week’s worth of bailouts, stimulus plans, and backstops, and we have a scenario where inflation is inevitable when the global economy does start to recover. As with every past bubble, a collapse of the T-Bond bubble could mean a severe correction. This would lean more towards hyperinflation than inflation as demand for US debt dries up and the Fed is forced to print money to pay off even the interest rates on the *official* $10.7 trillion National Debt (see: fiscal gap which was calculated at $65.9 trillion even as far back in 2006 – I wonder what this would be now).

The “strong” US dollar as typically bubbles up in recessions is not very strong by historical standards, which signals that the lows for the dollar index in mid 2008 will soon be revisited and then some when the global economy corrects.

Gold is bubbling up as we speak, and this will likely continue to grow as uncertainty reigns king.

The most dangerous bubble has clearly shown itself this week (week of February 9), which you wont hear the pundits talking about. The government bubble is a new phenomenon, and it could probably just as well be named the Obama bubble (Obamubble?). There is an underlying theme lately that seems to be expecting the government to solve our problems. I myself fell victim to it at the peak of the panic. In retrospect, the government will not and cannot fundamentally solve our problems. They have done nothing but exacerbate many of the problems by throwing money at them. The leverage put on in recent years by pension funds, insurance companies, sovereign wealth funds, hedge funds, firms, and individuals was excessive and is now being removed. The government trying to salvage those that need to be removed does two things, neither of them good. First, it is a losing proposition, and the losses are placed on the future taxpayers. Second, it causes the good sectors where that money would have been used to become less safe, and potentially even pushes them into unprofitability as well. Since it is political season, it is clear why we as a populace have become so short-sighted.  Yet even if one concedes that public demand taking the place of private demand now nonexistent is not the worst idea in the world, in the long-term, there is no way out of this problem that doesn’t involve the US Government and populace saving more and spending less.  As it stands now, the Government is trying to plug the dam with (pun intended) bubble gum. Be careful out there!

US equities are likely to continue retesting the lows of late November in coming weeks as the global economy continues to deteriorate and hope in government plans falters. If the Dow breaks below 7450 and S&P 740, we could be setting up for another economic downwave and more bad news from stocks. There had been alot of bottom fishing at the year end as volume deteriorated and then became enthusiasm about the Obama stimulus plan. If the bottom fails, the money could just as quickly run for the exits. At 7000 on the Dow and 700 on the S&P, ride the wave back up before selling into the rally back near 8000.  These are large moves, and currency markets lately have been on edge as all the Yen crosses have made new lows in 2009 as have many major global stock indices. The US should be soon to follow as the government hope bubble is burst.

Amoral Majority Officially Launches on 2/11/09! ZOMG!

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